kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

violentwavesofemotion:

coffee feels so right, coffee forever feels so fucking right

coffeepeople:

When you go to drink your coffee and it turns out you already drank it all

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gaypee:

forgive and forget?? haha no resent and remember

charmancler:

i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her